Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Day 3 Superwoman strikes back

Yep doesn,t take long nurse comes in today and says i have to get you up and walking up and down the corridor only to be told by Leenie that she's already done that about 3 times.She'll be painting the house in no time.surgeon came through this mornung about 8.30 and had mentioned that she possibly go home today but Leenie said no staying till Thusday(haven't ordered house paint yet so i don't mind).She was kept awake last nite by some poor prick who had the loudest and longest case of the hiccups about 5 hours according to Leenie.So doc prodded and poked and said bloody good effort and all is okey dokey.Did you know there is nothing funnier than a fart and before you all say yes there is there's not because Billy Connolly says so no disscussion required except when you are in hospital and need to go for a crap and can only fart,she's getting frustrated but never mind she comes home tomorrow and my unique style of cooking is bound to give her the shits (secret ingredient Guiness).So a pretty quiet day i took a half day and spent the afternoon in there came home to see what her dam dog has eaten today her blanket is shrinking.Went back in this evening and the punisher had been in to see her Hamish had expected to see her all dopey and sleepy but was amazed to see how good she was. A lot of this is a giant thanks to the work he has put her through this year especially this last 6 weeks so a big thanks to him and Leenie's efforts.So i think that just about wraps up today so tomorrow we bring her home and she can give me guidance as to what she really wants me to say in her blog(I am editor still have final say, she cant bend over to turn computer on)Now i know a few of her smart alec friends have been saying have you got a bell to summon Craig with when you need something.This is not advisable it will be extremely detrimental to her health as the only time you will hear it ring is when she FARTS.A big thanks for your support and kind wishes

Craig and Leenie

5 comments:

Chris H said...

OH Craig you are a crack up!!!! Sure hope Leenie doesn't end up 'ringing' when she farts... and shit ((excuse the pun) I hope the craps start for her soon, as I can remember how god damn awful it was getting constipated and not being able to 'go' after my operation. Give her masses of Guiness, prunes, laxatives even!!!! She is doing extremely well... but don't let her go being bloody wonder woman or it will catch up with her. I am dying to see her!!!! Sunday all going well ...

JustJo said...

Yay - she's home!!! Once the hoards of visitors die down... I'll be there to witness the all new Leenie in the flesh! Or lack of flesh as it will be now! Take care chick! xoxo

JustJo said...

P.S. Have I told you lately you're my hero!?!?! You have singlehandedly given me the bomb under my substantial ass that has been very much needed over the past few weeks! Can't have you getting to goal without me girlfriend! I'm sooooooo proud of you hun, now I just gotta get proud of me too.... YOU ROCK!!!!!

Chubbymum said...

Craig you need a blog of your own OMG you are Farking Funny man!!!

Leenie... still love ya too but man oh man your hubby makes me laugh and it like sooooo natural to him aye.

Damn I wish I could go and visit her... you live tooo damn far away.

I have to agree with Justjo... you are my inspiration... man I am going to do this!! Can't have everyone else under the 100's and me stuck here at 119.9 SHIT gotta get me skates on he he he

Chubbymum
http://cmlosingit.blogspot.com

Anne said...

So good to hear all is going well - and have to agree with the others - Leenie is a true inspiration to many. Bet you are proud of her!!

Note the mention of Guiness - that sounds a bit close to home, it's Peter's choice of drink.