Thursday, September 13, 2007

Day 10

due to overwhelming morbid friends requesting a squizz at my grossly swollen wounds and girlie bits, I've created a new blog with pics ... that way if you are squimish and really dont wanna partake in ewwwwwwwy sphincter squeezing grossness ... you dont have to! But if you do ... then take a look here :)

I would just like to point out the depressing part of recovery right now ... three words ....

Mills and Boon

yep ... I've resorted to reading that bollocks and the even sadder part ... I actually enjoyed all THREE books arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... next thing I know I'll be watching Days of Our Lives or Emmerdale Farm ... NO NO NO ... it must stop now! I have banned my mother from bringing me any more!

Today looks like ANOTHER gorgeous day in the capital ... spring really is the best. My sister in law is popping up this morning to clean my house - she is such an amazing woman, her life is busy frantic at the best of times and she still finds time for me and Craig - love her. Plus she'll also stop and have a coffee and gasbag ... which means I wont be tempted to open an English Womans Weekly and do the crossword LMAO! My mum-inlaw is popping up to make me luch (love that woman too) so all in all it will be a busy day around the household.

I've been sleeping like a trooper these last three nights - crashing in my lazyboy around 10:30pm and not waking up until 6:00am when Craig lets the dogs out! YAY

I've also been crapping like a trooper too ... every day ... can you say ... "fill the bowl" LMAO! Maybe I should have put that on my "gross pics page" for those who are squimish. Hey, you know how excited I get about pooh! It's a testament to good health and vitality - at the state of my pooh I should be up for a half marathon next week! LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Ok, getting silly now ... back to my lazyboy and Food TV for a couple of hours :D

4 comments:

JustJo said...

Yay!! I'm off to check out the pics - I'm definately one of the morbid ones!!
And Mills & Boon?? What's wrng with Mills & Boon?? hehehehe KIDDING!

Felicity said...

throw those bloody Mills and Boons out you will wannna be practising what they r writting about with ya new hot body and u are not ready for that sorta thing.

Good to hear your bowels are moving that is healthy sign.

Off to check out the pics on other blog

Lee-Anne said...

Have to confess to reading a few M&B's in my day. But no don't succumb to the Y&R. Glad you're sleeping heaps - they say it's the best part of the recovery process. Buggar about the drains but hopefully they'll be out soon. Absolutely gorgeous flowers you've got. And love the slim chick. That's you.

Sue said...

Just HAD to check out the pics!